Donna Simpson Eats 12,000 Calories A Day, Wants To Weigh 1,000 Pounds.
Basically she wants to eat like Michael Phelps.
I Watch Stuff – Next Batman Villain: Not Mr. Freeze.
Since I never managed to make it through more than 10 minute of Batman and Robin I never got to see all the Mr. Freeze puns. Enjoy.
Olympic Drinking Games: Why Vancouver Gets the Gold
This part I appreciate. I would have thought places like Germany could outdrink us.
Since I’ve started saying it in Chinese to her I thought it would be useful if we got the other languages documented as well:
Bulgarian: Ето какво каза тя
Chinese: 這就是她說
Czech: To je to, co řekla
Dutch: Dat is wat ze zei
French: C’est ce qu’elle a dit
Filipino: Lyan ay kung ano ang kanyang sinabi
Finnish: Se, mitä hän sanoi
Greek: Αυτό είναι αυτό που είπε
Hindi: कि उसने क्या कहा
Italian: Questo è ciò che ha detto
Japanese: 彼女がそう言ったの
Russian: Вот что она сказала
Serbian: То је оно што је рекла
Spanish: Eso es lo que dijo
Vietnamese: Đó là những gì cô nói
I make no claims to the accuracy. Correct and add as needed.
“the median 30 year-old man spends as much time messaging teenage girls as he does women his own age”
via The Case For An Older Woman « OkTrends.
Even I didn’t do that when I was online dating and I’m totally a DIRTY OLD MAN. I never even sent pictures of my dick around.
If your time is worth money and you use computers a lot then shouldn’t you just buy a Mac?
I had to use a PC laptop the other day at work and couldn’t believe that people would pay money for junk like that – a tiny trackpad that doesn’t support multi-finger gestures. A keyboard that feels like a toy. Industrial design from the 1980′s. All of this from a business class laptop.
I wouldn’t get out of bed for contract work unless it was at least $75/hr. AT LEAST. So why would I use a PC? Those things are junk.
Olympic Pedobear Strikes Again [PIC].
C’mon, this is awesome. Does the Bay have the Pedobear plushie available yet? Has anyone asked Vicki Wong how she feels about this?
Remember when you thought getting paid $12/hr was good money? Now I wouldn’t even pee on someone for that kind of money.
If you follow me on Twitter or Facebook you would have noticed that I reported that someone had sent to my phone (via MMS) a photo of their lady parts. As the lady parts were attractive and well presented I take it as a sign that God loves me. Why else would an anonymous woman do this?
The FAQ:
1. What happened? It was sent just after midnight and it woke me up. I was too groggy to recognize what exactly it was but I knew it was someone’s naughty parts and thought it was some kind of joke. When I woke up in the morning I thought I had dreamt it until I checked my phone again and lo and behold there was some pussy on my phone.
2. Why’d you get it? It looks like it was something that she was taking for a special someone and ended up sending to me by accident.
3. You sure it’s not spam? No but I don’t think it’s spam. It came from a local number, the photo was taken on a low-res camera phone and the room it was taken in suggested someone’s bedroom (brown with a basic lamp).
4. Was it nice? She had a brazilian done and she looked reasonably in shape so yes. I figure she wanted to show off the brazilian job as the camera angle was from behind and showed the spots where a brazilian would have removed all the hair.
5. Is it one of your friends? Why would you ask that? Even if it was one of my friend I wouldn’t want to know that. In any case it’s no lady parts I’ve ever seen and since I have access to the internet and a TV I’ve seen a lot of lady parts.
6. Did you reply to her? Not yet. What would I say? “Thanks, it looks great”? Should I be responding?
7. Anything else? People should be careful what they do with their homemade porn or nudie pics.
The co-pilot was Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.