I'm not anti-Olympics, I'm anti-taking money from the poor and giving it to rich assholes.

A record of those things in life that are awesome in no particular order:

  1. Fried Chicken
  2. Corvette ZR1
  3. Nurburgring
  4. Sayaka Ando
  5. American politics (in the bad kind of way)
  6. Acura TSX
  7. Horsepower
  8. Barack Obama
  9. Bill Clinton
  10. Wong Kar Wai
  11. Top Gun
  12. Fishnet stockings
  13. Pulp Fiction
  14. Ferraris
  15. Porsches
  16. BBQ Pork
  17. Beef short rib
  18. Nissan GT-R
  19. Xbox 360
  20. Amazon.com
  21. Wine
  22. Pretty girls
  23. Maggie Cheung
  24. Historic Columbia River Highway
  25. Cadillac CTS-V
  26. Audi R8
  27. Big TVs
  28. Jumbo scallops
  29. 30 Rock
  30. Crest Pro-health Night mouthwash